...so i touched it.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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