Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize