doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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