Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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