Your tits are I can't wait for
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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