He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
