He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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