there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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