I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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