I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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