Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
i think my tv is drunk
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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