You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Can Purell be used as lube?
I skipped work to stalk him.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
