he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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