NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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