in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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