? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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