i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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