..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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