Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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