my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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