If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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