it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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