Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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