okay pat passed out under dana's car
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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