This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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