whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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