I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
too bad you live with your parents still
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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