I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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