I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This is not my ceiling
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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