Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
send nudes
from the living room?
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