You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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