i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Pooping to opera.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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