i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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