Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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