the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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