She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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