You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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