girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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