I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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