I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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