He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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