It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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