talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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