He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
