I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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