i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i already hear my dad disowning me
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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