Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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