I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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