it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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