I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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