Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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