she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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