I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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