Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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