its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize